haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
it is 3am
i just found a 21 chapter fanfiction
yes you should
It is a terrible world
Having a suicidal talking teddy bear is not the strangest thing on his resume.
he’s my favorite supernatural writer there I said it we were all thinking it
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it